Cool “Definitions” :)

While surfing I found some really cool definitions of words we use regularly, and I hope you’ll enjoy them just like I did when I read them 😉

cigarette2

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

divorce1
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage

lecture2

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

conference1

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
tears1

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

dictionary2

Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
ectasy1

Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
smile_megan

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

atombomb1
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
phil

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
optim

Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
pess

Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
boss1

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
doctor

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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